Ernie Halter is booking house concerts for 2013!
House concerts are more fun than skydiving and considerably safer.
You can invite as many or as few people as you like. Ernie will come play an intimate acoustic set for you and your guests. Regail them with quirky stories. Memorize everyone's name. Maybe even make up a song on the spot. Ya never know!
You can book your very own house concert for only $500 plus travel. Discounts available for afternoon shows, weekday shows, or shows as part of a longer block of dates in a particular area.
For more details email firstname.lastname@example.org today. Please include location and dates interested in.